"Christmastime" makes me grumpy.

Because I'm an atheist, though from a Christian family, and they know I'm an atheist, yet they snipe at me for not "getting into the Christmas spirit." If they were just taking the piss I could let it go, but they mean it!

The one saving grace of all this Christmas crap: the parodies/snark! (And the sugar cookies. Okay, there are two.)

My current favourite: Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, this one's for you!

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